The Library and the Church

Bibliothek, Marketing

In Modern Family (season 5, episode 21), Haley Dunphy utters another library aphorism:

“That’s a library? I thought it was a church for a religion that didn’t allow makeup.”


The Library as a Bathroom

Marketing, Nutzung

The Dunphy family has to go unplugged for an entire week. The daughters try to argue with their mom.

– “I have a huge science paper due.”

– “And we have a great set of encyclopedias. Somewhere. What do you think the public library is for?”

– “I thought that was a bathroom for homeless people.”

Modern Family, Season 2, episode 5